Hand Blender Wit
What should i do for the talent show?
In January my school is having a talent show. i want to amaze people wit my performance which of the below should i do?
Chug Bleach on Stage
Dance in really tight spandex to synthpop
Stick my hand in a blender
Have someone wrap my whole body in saran wrap
Perform a salsa dance routine with my male friend (i'm not gay)
Chug 6 bottles of ex lax in 5 minutes
Which one should i chose?
If you chug bleach on stage i hope you like being rushed to the ER and having your school watch the last of your life.
If you dance in spandex to synthpop you are pratically commiting social suicide, but the fags will love you.
If you stick your hand in a blender go ahead and make sure the juices don't spill on the audience.
If you have someone wrap your body in saran wrap, i hope your friend likes going to court with a charge of murder.
Do the salsa dance routine with a girl , if you do it with a guy it won't make you straight at all it will only make you gayer.
Chug six bottles of ex lax on stage, well good luck.
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